pa - au - alternate backstory mangled

0035: Visions Through Blood - Arianna Fairi

pottersues May 09, 2003 22:17

More from the backlog. There'll be a fresh new Sue tomorrow... raw and wriggling!

TITLE: Visions Through Blood
PERPETRATOR: Dark Angel 13388

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y - hogwarts years (non-specific), pw - woobie/cry for me, rating - bad, rom - harry potter, sw-o - bitchiwitch, ntm - mystical animal names, b - unknown hair color, ntt - dark/emo/punkish titles, ship - harry potter/oc, pf - voldemort isn't the one after them, e - american, rom - oc, pa - au - alternate backstory mangled, je - student (transfer), pc - relationship sue, b - unknown eye color

0033: The Moon Wolf - Luna and Lupita Lupin, Rose Black

pottersues May 07, 2003 22:04

It's a triple-sue... three times the pain! This one was on

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ntn - star and sky names, y - hogwarts years (non-specific), ship - remus/oc, ct - werewolf (full), related to the blacks, rating - bad, rom - sirius black, sw-o - bitchiwitch, related to lupin, pa - au - character facets mangled, be - gray/grey eyes, rom - remus lupin, rom - oc, bh - black hair, pa - au - alternate backstory mangled, ntn - star and sky titles, ship - sirius/oc, ntn - flower names - my name is rose, related to remus, bh - brown hair, b - unknown eye color

0031: Madeline Nicola Snape - Madeline Nicola Snape

pottersues May 05, 2003 21:57

'Nother one from the backlog.

TITLE: Madeline Nicola Snape
PERPETRATOR: Angel Lily Lupin

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y - hogwarts years (non-specific), pw - woobie/cry for me, af - wandless magic (child mastery), rating - toxic, related to snape, pa - au - canon mangled, pa - au - alternate backstory mangled, sw-o - bitchiwitch, pt - death of parent(s), p - thirty sue pile up, b - unknown eye color, nts - name is in the title (oc), b - unknown hair color

0030: HIDDEN TRUTHS, HIDDEN LIES - Megan Dumbledore

pottersues May 04, 2003 21:36

I get to work the nine-hour uber-shift at work for the next three days in a row. Time to dig into that backlog.

TITLE: HIDDEN TRUTHS, HIDDEN LIES
PERPETRATOR: luvs2party

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y - hogwarts years (non-specific), or - makeup, or - clothing, ar - friend to all, rating - bad, rom - harry potter, sw-o - sparklypoos, om - muggle technollogy (ipod like), rom - draco malfoy, b - speshul eyes, be - green eyes, rom - none, bh - golden hair, related to dumbledore, pt - love triangle, sw-o - tootsitramp, ship - harry potter/oc, pa - au - alternate backstory mangled, ship - draco/oc, bh - brown hair, e - canadian, pc - relationship sue, b - speshul hair

0026: About a Keeper and a Beeter - Laylana Fairyweather

pottersues Apr 30, 2003 21:23

This one is one chapter, two thousand, two hundred words... and three bloody paragraphs.

TITLE: About a Keeper and a Beeter (her spelling)
PERPETRATOR: Laylana-Fairyweather (*gag*)

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y - hogwarts years (non-specific), ntt - sporting title, ship - oliver/oc, ap - athletic pursuit, e - turkish, bh - white hair, sw-o - sparklypoos, rom - oliver wood, rating - awful, ph - durmstrang, e - bulgarian, sw-o - quanonreip, ntm - mystical animal names, pc - punk, ph - gryffindor house, pc - parasite sue, sw-o - tootsitramp, pw - girl power - not!, rom - oc, pa - au - alternate backstory mangled, bh - black hair, pc - relationship sue, pw - text-block-of-doom, b - unknown eye color

0022: A Second Glance - Lily and Serenia Evans

pottersues Apr 26, 2003 21:17

You know, this is really starting to depress me... I had been under the naive assumption that finding truly horrible sues would be at least something of a challenge... but no, I just bring up the Harry Potter section at the Pit of Voles, and there they are, staring me in the face on the front page.

Today, we have a truly bizarre Lily-Sue.

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pw - woobie/cry for me, be - blue eyes, jr - royalty, y - marauder era, rating - toxic, sue - lily potter, nts - name is serena/serinity, pp - made up place, ct - angel (part), am - super strength, sw-o - sparklypoos, b - speshul figure, b - speshul eyes, sw-o - bitchiwitch, rom - none, bh - golden hair, ct - fairy/fae (full), bp - wings, pa - au - alternate backstory mangled, pc - twin and/or such, pt - death of parent(s), related to the evans, b - speshul hair, b - gem like eyes

0021: Can't Say I Love You - Arike Matsudara

pottersues Apr 25, 2003 21:47

Most Sues don't make much sense. This one makes rather less sense than usual.

TITLE: I Can't Say I Love You
PERPETRATOR: Eriika

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y - hogwarts years (non-specific), pf - voldemort is after them, ap - athletic pursuit, sw-o - sparklypoos, ac - accidental magic, e - japanese, am - invisability (non-canon), ntr - sounds lovely titles, rom - draco malfoy, ps - spechul needs, rating - awful, e - asian, ps - epileptic, b - dna error, sw-o - bitchiwitch, sw-o - quanonreip, pt - skipped school years, sw-o - tootsitramp, rom - oc, pf - magnet for evil, pa - au - alternate backstory mangled, related to the potters, bh - black hair, ship - draco/oc, pt - death of parent(s), pc - relationship sue, b - unknown eye color

0020: Dad, Who Are You? - Athena McGonagall

pottersues Apr 24, 2003 21:58

Who's your Daddy?

TITLE: Dad, Who Are You?
PERPETRATOR: Selene

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y - hogwarts years (non-specific), related to mcgonagall, rating - awful, sw-o - quanonreip, ship - albus/minerva, rom - none, related to dumbledore, ntr - family issue titles, rom - minerva mcgonagall, rom - albus dumbledore, ntm - god and goddess names, pa - au - alternate backstory mangled, o - canon character&, bh - brown hair, #39;s object, pa - au doesnt excuse the impossible, ntr - daddy issue titles

0013: Harry Potter and the Heiress of Slytherin - Elisabeth Riddle

pottersues Apr 18, 2003 11:17

Once again, sorry for being late. This internet thing is really getting annoying.

TITLE: Harry Potter and the Heiress of Slytherin
PERPETRATOR: Lady of Hogwarts

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ar - martial arts, rating - toxic, sw-o - sparklypoos, b - speshul figure, nts - speshul name, sw-o - quanonreip, bh - golden hair, ship - harry potter/oc, p - not fanfic and/or crossover, e - american, p - crossover, pa - au - alternate backstory mangled, jc - underaged wizard, pa - au doesnt excuse the impossible, pa - au - strange crossover setting, af - wandless magic (child mastery), ct - vampire (part), pc - child genius, ship - voldemort/oc, pw - parent/child, pa - au - canon mangled, #39;t excuse the impossible, sw-o - bitchiwitch, be - green eyes, y - hogwarts years (4 - gof), ap - academic pursuit, ntb - founder titles, ntn - harry potter and the (blank) title, rom - oc (cc other fandom), sw-o - tootsitramp, rom - voldemort, bh - blond/blonde hair, related to voldemort, pw - subject matter not kawaii, ship - draco/oc, al - parselmouth

0011: Owl Eyes - Lucinda Lee

pottersues Apr 16, 2003 08:09

*grumble* My computer has decided it will not connect to the internet between 8:00 and 9:00 AM. Beats me why not. I'm on my sister's uber-slow old 486 in the basement.

TITLE: Owl Eyes
PERPETRATOR: white owl

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y - hogwarts years (non-specific), pw - woobie/cry for me, je - student (new to school), ntn - animal titles, pa - au - canon mangled, ps - blind, pa - au - alternate backstory mangled, rating - awful, ps - spechul needs, #39;t excuse the impossible, sw-c - bitchiwitch, pa - au doesnt excuse the impossible, b - unknown eye color, b - unknown hair color, rom - none